New Moan

The leafy crowns of the vast wood spread out before me, swaying in the evening breeze as the last of the daylight shone weakly on the horizon. I was sure there was a special name for this time of day, but I couldn't think what it was just now.


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New Moan

Warning: This book is a parody.

Here, our heroine has just learned of 'cell phones':

"I had never heard of such a thing. How many times might conflict be resolved and a dangerous moment avoided if only I had one of those?"