One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night, chapter 22:27

'The sleeves of his pyjama shirt weren't proving very aqua-dynamic, but pulling the thing off while in the drink would be like trying to do origami with clingfilm. In space.'

I love the way this guy writes, and thinks. Until you get to the grizzly parts...

One Fine Day in the Middle of the Night, chapter 21:12

There are too many too-good quotes in this. And boy is it . . . different.

'Right in front of him was the sacred conduit of the lone action-hero, from John McClane to Duke Nukem: the Holy Grille.'