M*A*S*H, episode unknown

I still think we should wait till he’s sleeping and glue his feet together.

M*A*S*H, episode 1.7

Said romantically:

"I waited for you in the bar until 4am. You never came."

"I said I wouldn't."

"You didn't lie."

M*A*S*H, episode 6.14

"In the first place I don't sweat, I perspire. And in the second place, I don't perspire."

Charles Emmerson Winchester III. You who I heard first as Cogsworth (and the Narrator) in Disney's Beauty and the Beast. A match for Pierce and Hunnicut from the outset.

M*A*S*H, episode 4.6

Potter: Any luck?
BJ: Just woods and more woods.
Hawkeye: I met a little girl with a basket for her grandma.
B: Wearing a red riding hood?
H: Actually she was with seven little dwarves.
B: She's in the wrong woods.
H: Or the wrong story.