Through the Looking Glass, chapter 6

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less."

Alice in Wonderland, chapter 9

Alternatively,

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

Not that the following morals found support this in a remotely serious way. Of course.

Alice in Wonderland, chapter 7

"Why with an M?" said Alice.

Why a rabbit hole? Why a pool of tears? Why a caucus race? Why a caterpillar? Why pig and pepper? Why a mad tea-party?

"Why not?" said the March Hare.

Just a thought.