New Moan

Warning: This book is a parody.

Here, our heroine has just learned of 'cell phones':

"I had never heard of such a thing. How many times might conflict be resolved and a dangerous moment avoided if only I had one of those?"

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Zombies in the Pirates 4 trailer? What is it with the dead? Everywhere I look there seem to be vampires, zombies, ghosts. With the exception of Spike¹, I just don't get it.

Also, what does Barbossa look like?

¹ Unfortunately for this argument, a vampire and a ghost.